"paula makes this bacon cone for old people. she's crazy! she cooks with rings on"
"have yall looked through the Michael Jacksons auction stuff? it's on flicker, it's crazy!"
"He fled the country. you can go online to look at all of it, it's really creepy. I mean, Bad?? he was bad!! god he was bad!, have you seen the moon walk? no one can do it like him! he's floating. probably one of the ugly jackson brothers came up with it and michael stole it."
"yall talk about pancakes or something"
-Thanks Collin for the enlightening conversation.